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May. 3rd, 2010 | 09:28 pm

Why do I have to sign the expense reports? I trust the judgment of everyone in this office. Why would accounting fudge the numbers? What would Angela do, mess them up and buy cat food? Oscar could fudge them and buy... dolls? I don't know.

I don't wanna do any worrrrkkk. This journal post is very, very important, much more important than expense reports. Pam is giving me a dirty look, so I gotta go.
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what?

Apr. 29th, 2010 | 12:10 pm

I think all my pants are shrinking. Every pair seems to fit me a little more tighter lately. Some of them are shrinking when I haven't even washed them. It's a really weird thing. Has anyone else had this happen?

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ice cream flavors

Apr. 23rd, 2010 | 10:58 pm

Today, the ice cream place I usually go to had a new flavor of the month.

It was called "Perfect Peach".

I've never even tried it, so I figured what the hey? I got a cone of it and it was DISGUSTING. Why would something be named "perfect" if it doesn't taste good? Are they so lax with the word 'perfect' these days?

It had actual peach chunks in it. Fruit isn't supposed to mix with ice cream. Name one ice cream that tastes like a fruit that people actually like. I dare you.
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Goings On

Apr. 16th, 2010 | 03:48 pm

I already have a paper diary but I figured getting an online one would be a good idea too. Isn't that the future? I mean, that's the way everyone talks. So here it is...

Anyway, have you guys seen this video yet? It's so funny!

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Did you see it? Ahahaha! You just got RICKROLLED! Yeah, it's a new internet sensation. I'm on to every internet sensation out there. So don't even try to rickroll me! I am always the rickroller. Never the rickrollee.

Anyway. I let people out early the other day because it was SO HOT. I personally went to get some ice cream afterwards. Mint Chocolate Chiiiiiiiip. I invited everyone, but no one wanted to come except Dwight, and Dwight eats like a pig.

After that, I went to go see Alice in Wonderland in 3D. I thought it was just going to be the cartoon version made 3D, but it was totally different. I can't really say I liked it. I had nightmares the night afterwards.

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